kissmysighs:

If you push me away, I’ll probably just bounce back like 20x harder and you probably don’t want that.

validx2:

Me: Damn shawty where you get all that ass from

Her: Lol my mom you should see her’s it’s way bigger

Me: She gotta Kik

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)